Everyone remembers the Seinfeld episode when George just got out of the pool, and Jerry’s girlfriend walks in on him while he’s naked. It’s the greatest example of shrinkage, but this guy just might have it beat.
I would love to know more about this story like why was the guy in the aquarium at the Bass Pro Shops in Birmingham, Alabama? Or, why was he naked? Does he have a mental condition, or was he on drugs? I don’t know the answer to any of these things. All I know is it happened.
Before you watch the video, just be warned there is nudity. Don’t worry about it. You can’t see anything.
It appears he was ultimately arrested for his actions, which by the way, he should have been. And here, you can see the shrinkage is strong with this one. Imagine being escorted through the store with everyone watching, and the police aren’t even trying to cover you up.
I guess they thought, if you want to be naked and show off your junk, then that’s the march you’re going to take to the car. I wonder if they put anything on the seat before he put his bare butt on it?
Where are his man parts? pic.twitter.com/N5QvZStkJC— RealDudezorz (@dudezorz) January 6, 2024
And the jokes are flying. I’m not sure when this was, but he probably woke up the next day asking himself, what did I do? Why did I do that?
I’m inclined to say that he did it for the likes. It seems that’s all some people are concerned about these days, what kind of attention they can get from total strangers as long as it reaches into the thousands or tens of thousands.
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