The Greatest Police Technique That Exists

Police are taught a good bit of techniques.  They are taught how to handle a gun and drive a car.  They are taught how to write a ticket and follow up with paperwork.

But, this is the best:

“Stop!  Come back here!”

That is the greatest thing they ever taught police officers in the academy.  I’d actually be interested in finding out the success rate of that one.  I bet it’s really high.