This Is How You Handle A Telemarketer: Warning – It’s Hilarious

When you get a call from a telemarketer, they have one thing on their mind. They want to make a sale. Sometimes, they have no care in the world for what you are trying to tell them. They just want to make that sale.

I was just shot!
Can I get your credit card number?
They are holding me hostage!
So, how about that credit card number?
My house is on fire!
Where do we stand on getting that credit card number?

That’s how they are. They don’t care about what time they are calling you or if you are in the middle of something.

I’m busy right now.
This will only take a second.
No, I’m literally right in the middle of something.
Well actually, that’s what I’m calling about. I’m calling to make your life a whole lot easier.
Are you serious right now?

So, what happens when the table is turned against them? Check out this telemarketer! Watch him still ask for that credit card number even after what he just heard…

How Much Does A Telemarketer Care?

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A River in The Ocean is the story of a father and a daughter who get separated by a tragic accident. The father wakes up from a coma unaware he has a daughter while she has been raised for years by an odd couple who have great intentions, but no idea what they are doing. He begins to feel something is missing in his life while she begins to feel she is out of place. He didn’t know he was looking and she didn’t know she needed found.

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