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Megan Fox And MGK: Weird Weddings In Hollyworld

Celebrities like Megan Fox and MGK definitely set themselves apart from the rest of us. They have their own unique ways of doing things and it pays off because it got them where they are today. With the paparazzi following them around to capture every move they make and the headlines sharing every little detail about their lives, it’s indisputable that celebrities have everyone’s attention at all times.

But they can get weird. I’m sure each and every one of them would agree that they all have their weird sides to them. It’s just that some keep their demons to themselves while others let them out of the bag for such reputable news sources as National Enquirer and Star to report to us as we stand in line at the grocery store.

So obviously when I see stories like these, I have to look into them. I have no control over myself or anything else around me. This is stuff I need to know and it’s so off the wall, I can’t keep it to myself. And quite frankly, you’re welcome.

So What About Megan Fox And MGK?

No, they aren’t married yet. But they did have an interesting engagement ceremony. According to MGK, he turned his cellphone on record and placed it up against a cup. Then with a few candles in place underneath a particular banyan tree, he got on one knee to ask the question.

With that last line, I had to laugh a bit because I think she was making a joke and of course, that is something all of their fans would expect. But I wouldn’t put it past them. They have a weird relationship. Drinking each other’s blood to solidify their engagement underneath the banyan tree where they first consummated their relationship is something they would most likely do.

Simon Cowell Forced To Marry?

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The headlines read that Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman were engaged after their long relationship and having a child together. But sources say that he was forced to marry her for some nefarious reason. So, I went into deep investigative mode and found out the scoop.

After getting pregnant, Silverman hired thugs to kidnap Cowell and take him to a secret place. They dragged him deep into the woods with a hood over his head. When they took off the hood, he looked up at a man with a steer’s skull on his head. There were torches lit in a circle, but what scared Simon Cowell to his very core was the fact that Silverman’s father, Steven Davis, was standing over him with a shotgun. That’s when Cowell made the very smart decision to propose. Long live his happy marriage!

Joanna And Chip Gaines

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What could possibly have happened at the wedding of Joanna and Chip Gaines? Well, you wouldn’t believe this! There he was, standing front and center at a house called the historic Earle-Harrison House in Waco, Texas. That’s right, at a house! Then, she was walked down the aisle in her strapless dress and tiara. I mean, come on! Weirdest marriage ever. It should be at the top of the list, but Megan Fox and MGK have everyone beat sharing each other’s blood. I don’t think Joanna and Chip did that. But sources say, I don’t know if they did.

Kristin Bell and Dax Shepard

Kristin Bell and Dax Shepard had one of the weirdest wedding ceremonies ever. It consisted of them going to a courthouse where he decided to yell and berate her for an hour in front of everyone. When asked why he did that, he told the interviewer that it was a great way to test her and see if she would be able to withstand all the drama that their marriage would require. Obviously, being married to Dax is a rollercoaster ride that involves so much chaos that other women in his life have needed therapy.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick had a sick wedding. When they invited their closest friends and family members to a synagogue in New York, they held them captive for a night of their idea of wedding ceremony rituals. They each wore black in a satanic-like custom where they forced everyone to listen to show tunes for the entire evening. When guests wanted to leave, they were tied to chairs and forced to wear headphones so they didn’t miss a single note. Just plain sick individuals!

When you get to Hollyworld, these are the types of personalities you are dealing with. They wear different clothing like it’s illegal to be seen out in the same thing as someone else. They all have gang members who cater to their every need from getting them the perfect cup of coffee to making sure they have only certain kinds of M&Ms in their dressing rooms. And they have worship services several times a year where they dress up and walk down red carpets purposely rolled out to keep their feet off the coarse ground where the commoners walk. They are definitely a different brand of people.

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Michael Allen is the author of the newly released novel The Deeper Dark - When Haven Kayd returns home after being a POW for years, he returns to a world that has moved on without him. As he's playing catchup, the truth comes out about a scheme he was unknowingly the poster boy for and he learns about a hidden world that threatens everything he cares about. Available now at Amazon!