Imagine the X in Life

Don’t you wish you could “x” things out of life? Like we do when we have popups, popunders, fly-ins, video ads…etc.


A thunderstorm warning in the middle of my favorite show…yeah, I get it. It’s going to rain.

A channel message…yeah, I’ll get right on saving your channel. I only watch this one show and I can Hulu all the past episodes.

But better yet, stupid billboards, idiotic bumper stickers, overbearing sales banners…ah, I’m scratching that itch!

Construction work in beautiful scenery…long lines at the grocery store…ladies wearing nightgowns at Walmart…a screaming activist fighting for the rights of the North Caroline Sand Flea…the person at the party who just rubs you the wrong way…

All of  a sudden, I wasn’t at the party anymore! Wait! So, it was me?

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Michael Allen is the author of A River in the Ocean, the heartwarming story of a single father who is separated from his daughter when an awful accident nearly takes his life. He comes out of his coma with amnesia, but something keeps pulling him to find what's missing in his life. He didn't know he was looking and she didn't know she needed found. Available now at Amazon!

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A River in The Ocean is the story of a father and a daughter who get separated by a tragic accident. The father wakes up from a coma unaware he has a daughter while she has been raised for years by an odd couple who have great intentions, but no idea what they are doing. He begins to feel something is missing in his life while she begins to feel she is out of place. He didn’t know he was looking and she didn’t know she needed found.

Available in print and on Kindle: A River in the Ocean