The Complete Story Of How Babies Are Made, A Hilarious 1975 Uncensored Children’s Book

Have you ever wondered how you were going to explain the birds and the bees to your kids? When they come to you asking how they got here, are you going to tell them a stork brought them or are you going to struggle through the details of love, sex, and pregnancy? Or the details of a drunken night, no condom, and the big oops?

This book is your solution. It goes there. It does not hold back on the details, complete with illustrations and everything. That’s right, illustrations of sex, pregnancy, and labor all in this innocent 1975 children’s book.

How a Baby is Made was written by Per Holm Knudsen and it’s so honest about the exact facts, it makes for a great coffee table decoration. Break it out at parties and pass it around. But, make sure you can trust the people who handle it if you are lucky enough to obtain a copy. It sells for over $200 right now.

This video is based on the book. The illustrations from the book are in the video, only they are now animated. So if you don’t have the money to buy a copy of How a Baby is Made, just show them this video when they start asking questions. Either that or pop some adult smut in and let that spark the conversation.

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Michael Allen is the author of the newly released novel The Deeper Dark - When Haven Kayd returns home after being a POW for years, he finds he was unknowingly used as a tool in a human trafficking scheme that is now threatening the life of his daughter. Available now at Amazon!

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The Deeper Dark is the story of a fighter pilot who spends a few years in a POW camp. When he returns to civilization, he realizes how much has changed as life just seemed to move on without him. His wife remarried and his daughter learned how to grow up without her father around. When he finds out there’s more to the story the day his jet went down, he finds himself in the middle of unimaginable corruption. Trying to keep their secrets hidden, his invisible enemies threaten the one person he has left in this world. But they have no idea how far he’s willing to go to save her life.

Available in print and on Kindle: The Deeper Dark