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Girl Lost Vibrator And You Wouldn’t Believe Where

Just because you know something doesn’t mean you have to share it with the world. Getting social media likes is big for some people, and they would do anything for it. But that doesn’t mean they have to share everything. This is the case of the lost vibrator and how it was solved.

TikToker sophzaloafs went to her social media and shared a story about how she was using the vibrator in her butt. That’s where she lost it. Thanks for that information. I can see creeps all around the world right now spending a little one-on-one time with themselves after hearing about that.

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Some people just don’t care about what others think. Think about it. The whole world knows now that she’s into that. There’s just no shame in her game. But hold on. The story gets better.

So, she lost her vibrator in her butt because it was only 3 inches. I guess it got away from her fingers, and it found itself getting really far up in there. But she couldn’t go to the hospital that night for some reason. So, she left it in there and went to sleep.

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So there she is, tossing and turning while it’s buzzing inside of her. She couldn’t make it stop, and she didn’t take herself to the hospital immediately. This story gets more strange as it goes.

Would tongs have worked? That might have been a less humiliating way of solving her problem if she had thought about it. But she might have shared that story too.

No, she took herself to the hospital the next day. The doctor couldn’t just get them out of her. He had to put her through surgery.

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When she woke up from surgery, the vibrator was in a plastic bag by her bed. What a nice doctor! He preserved the offending sex toy for her and hopefully she has learned her lesson. I think she needs a bigger one so that it can’t get away from her and if it does, she’ll be able to reach it.

See? I’m a problem solver. Here to help if you need me.

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