AAA, Your Car, and a Hot and Cold Beverage Container

aaa carDid you know that AAA was helping motorists since horses were pulling buggies down the street? Me neither. But if you become a member today, you’ll get a free hot and cold beverage container with convenient carrying strap.

What is that? Watching their commercial, that was their free gift. But, it’s a hot and cold beverage container. What are they trying to say? If you break down on the side of the road, you’re going to be there a long time. Might as well have a hot or cold beverage while you wait.

But, that’s not all. They’ll help you break into cars. Simply call the number on your card and they’ll bring their slim jim out to any car you want. Just wave at the man as he leaves and you are free to steal the car, strip it down and sell it for parts.

And remember, for a limited time only get your free hot and cold beverage container with convenient carrying strap.

Wait! What? A hot and cold beverage container with convenient carrying strap! Well, grab my phone. That makes all the difference in the world. I want a membership to a company that helps me get home insurance, prescription drugs, glasses and discount dining in addition to charging my battery or bringing me gas. But wait, you’re going to give me a free hot and cold beverage container with convenient carrying strap? What’s the number?

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Michael Allen is the author of the newly released novel The Deeper Dark - When Haven Kayd returns home after being a POW for years, he returns to a world that has moved on without him. As he's playing catchup, the truth comes out about a scheme he was unknowingly the poster boy for and he learns about a hidden world that threatens everything he cares about. Available now at Amazon!

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The Deeper Dark is the story of a fighter pilot who spends a few years in a POW camp. When he returns to civilization, he realizes how much has changed as life just seemed to move on without him. His wife remarried and his daughter learned how to grow up without her father around. When he finds out there’s more to the story the day his jet went down, he finds himself in the middle of unimaginable corruption. Trying to keep their secrets hidden, his invisible enemies threaten the one person he has left in this world. But they have no idea how far he’s willing to go to save her life.

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