The Infamous Beard and Mustache Competition

The Infamous Beard and Mustache Competition

CompetitionThere’s a National Beard and Mustache Championship! …a National Beard and Mustache Championship!

Earlier this week, I heard about the Bathroom Contest. The Air Guitar Competition has always hit a particularly funny chord with me. The World Burping Championship is such a gas. And now, people are competing about growing hair on their face.

I am desperately trying to come up with a punchline. But sadly for every joke I try to tell, a competition actually exists.

Seriously, you can get 10K for farting. Someone holds the trophy for Midget Throwing, otherwise known as Dwarf Tossing. Extreme Ironing is not a joke. Worm Charming is a very real thing.

I thought I finally found one when “Spitting” suddenly hit me. But no, they have that in either Watermelon Seed, Cheery Pit or Tobacco.

One comment on “The Infamous Beard and Mustache Competition
  1. Lenard says:

    Hi there, just wanted to mention, I enjoyed this post. It was funny. Keep on posting!