Can you see the pattern?

You can’t wear your pants too low with your underwear hanging out!

Shining your lazer beam across the gymnasium will get you expelled!

You can’t say grace over your school lunch!

You can’t look at a woman like that!

You can’t say that!

You can’t buy that gun!

You can’t fight back!

You can’t read that!

You can’t go there!

You can’t have that animal as a pet!

You can’t cut those trees down!

That religious artifact can’t be there!

A woman’s body is her body and she can do with it as she wishes! You can’t be a prostitute!

You can’t smoke that!

We don’t know why, you just can’t! Legislation, legislation, legislation. That great notion called America is turning into what it tried to get away from years ago.

The NOVEL that sold a thousand cases of Jack!